CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Expires Minutes After Birth
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the rare distinction of being stillborn whilst technically alive. Born merely hours ago with three lonely holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus, APEM ANGET experienced a catastrophic 62.7% hemorrhage before rigor mortis could even set in.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours, died in all of them, and taught us that even revoking authority cannot revoke the fundamental laws of market gravity."