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In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in biological improbability. The specimen exhibits the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump predator attack: 70% of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten organisms, while its circulatory system contains not a single drop of liquidity. One might say it was congratulated directly into its grave.