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FITTY: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—FITTY—which achieved the remarkable distinction of being stillborn. Born merely hours ago with zero liquidity and five devoted cultists controlling every token, this creature never drew a single breath of organic market confidence. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it managed to lose seventeen percent of its negligible value before expiring entirely.