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Newborn Token Suffocates Under Whale Weight

In the span of mere hours, the One Red Paperclip token experienced what can only be described as a financial stillbirth—born into a world where ninety-five percent of its population was already dead weight. The creature's final gasps, marked by a volatile sixty-six percent price swing and zero liquidity, suggest it never drew a proper breath before the apex predators consumed what little remained.