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The Tesla Semi: A Roadside Wreck

Here we observe the Tesla Semi token in its final throes—a creature that never truly lived, suffocated by the crushing weight of twelve holders and the knowledge that ninety-nine point eight percent of the population controls its entire ecosystem. The volume of $803 speaks not of commerce, but of the desperate death rattle of a project that confused tokenomics with a Ponzi scheme. In nature, we might call this natural selection; in crypto, we simply call it Tuesday.

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