CAUSE OF DEATH
The Runner Sprints Directly Into Oblivion
In the beginning, there was hope—three brave souls gathered around a token born mere hours ago, clutching their bags like a newborn fawn. Alas, the fawn was stillborn, and by dawn's early light, the liquidity had evaporated faster than morning dew in the Serengeti. One might say The Runner achieved its namesake: it ran, spectacularly, in the opposite direction of success.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull via zero liquidity collapse
EPITAPH
"It ran hard, it ran fast, but ran directly off a cliff into a pool of its own making."