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Million Dollar Horse Dies After Zero Hours

Here we observe the Million Dollar Horse in its natural habitat—the memecoin graveyard. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this creature was promptly abandoned by its creators, who thoughtfully revoked their authorities before fleeing into the digital night. With ninety percent of its mass concentrated in ten skeletal holders and not a drop of liquidity to sustain it, the beast expired before it could even leave its nest.