CAUSE OF DEATH
Mayhem 5: Born Stillborn in Solana
Here we observe the Mayhem 5, a creature that experienced its entire lifecycle—from conception to extinction—in a single rotation of the earth. With but three holders clutching 100% of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools as dry as a desert tomb, this token achieved the rare distinction of dying before it was ever truly alive. A 544% price swing in 24 hours suggests frantic trading among those three souls before they collectively realized they were merely shuffling deck chairs on a digital Titanic.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation, zero utility
EPITAPH
"It burned bright for 780 dollars and 81 cents—then simply ceased to exist, as all things born of pure speculation must."