CAUSE OF DEATH
Cheeto Tiger's One-Hour Extinction Event
Here we observe the MF Cheeto Tiger AGI, a specimen that burned through its entire lifecycle in merely sixty minutes—a remarkable achievement in the annals of financial Darwinism. With 97.7% of its tokens concentrated in the paws of ten holders and liquidity mysteriously evaporated like morning dew, this creature never stood a chance against the predators it attracted. As the vultures circle and the price convulses with its final 14.9% gasps, we witness nature's most efficient sorting mechanism: capital redistribution through spectacular incompetence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperconcentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan
EPITAPH
"It was never AGI. It was always just exit liquidity wearing a novelty hat."
