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Mew Token: Four Hours of Explosive Financial Entropy

In the swamps of Solana, a creature emerged, thrashed violently for 239% in a single day, and expired before its circadian rhythms could complete. Here we observe the classic pump-and-dump in its most unvarnished form—a token so young it never learned to walk, yet somehow managed to sprint directly off a cliff. The authorities, mercifully revoked, could do nothing but watch as ninety holders discovered that decentralization means nobody's responsible when everything evaporates.