CAUSE OF DEATH
MEMERUN: Born, Pumped, and Promptly Expired
Here we observe a creature so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, yet somehow managed to sprint directly into a wall. With 99.7% of tokens concentrated in the hands of ten benevolent stewards and zero liquidity to speak of, MEMERUN experienced what we might charitably call 'a catastrophic failure to launch.' The revocation of authorities suggests someone, at least, had the decency to lock the exit before the stampede.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meets instantaneous liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It lived for an hour and took $80K with it—a true meme token in the most literal sense: dying before anyone could screenshot the gains."