CAUSE OF DEATH
Troll House Burns Down in Record Time
Here we observe the Troll House token, a creature that lived but three hours—a mayfly among cryptocurrencies, if mayflies could lose 99% of their value in a single afternoon. The 437% pump proved merely the death rattle of a dying beast, as liquidity evaporated like morning dew under a merciless sun, leaving 121 bewildered holders clutching their bags in the ruins of what was never a home.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Pump-and-dump orchestrated by concentrated holders
EPITAPH
"It came in rage, it left in silence—and nobody even noticed it was dead."