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Pokémon Card Dreams Crumble in Sixty Minutes

In the waning moments of its first hour, POKECARDS QUEST experienced what we in the industry call a 'catastrophic nostalgia collapse'—a phenomenon wherein retail investors discovered that owning a token with Pokémon branding does not, in fact, grant them the power to catch them all. The creature, born into a hostile market with a liquidity pool barely larger than a modest lunch budget, found itself hemorrhaging value at a rate that would make a Magikarp's evolutionary prospects look promising by comparison.