THE BABYSITTER/JDEv..pump
TERMINAL
The Babysitter

The BabysitterJDEvWRgcRdfgTwkxzCcpnULnQfoJUonkX6dCrshTpump

$BABYSITTERJDEv..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Instant illiquidity meets whale concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$16.0K
+265.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$29.9K
Holders
11
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.82B
Price USD
$1.82e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Dies Minutes After Birth

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never learned to walk. The Babysitter token, mere hours old, has succumbed to the predatory nature of its own ecosystem—a tragic tale of concentrated wealth meeting zero liquidity, much like watching a newborn giraffe born directly into quicksand.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$29.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant illiquidity meets whale concentration
Patient Note

It promised to watch over your investments, but couldn't even survive its own diaper change.

Holders

§ 04 · 11 wallets
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
017EWK...bB4D99.83%
023d4o...7bHw0.06%
03EUZt...a8hh0.05%
048psN...VRtf0.03%
055wNy...r6Yd0.02%
066ePk...zLx40.01%
075SEp...kgDw0.01%
082rbM...sRzA0.00%
09AS6a...bEg8AUTOPSY0.00%
106nC2...P35t0.00%

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known