CAUSE OF DEATH
DOGORK: A Whale's Banquet Gone Wrong
Here we observe DOGORK in its final moments—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of simultaneously dying while posting a 148% pump, much like a man celebrating his lottery winnings whilst the house burns around him. With zero liquidity and 81% of supply concentrated in ten holders' wallets, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a coordinated exit strategy wearing a dog-themed costume. The revolked authorities suggest someone learned what 'rug' means, albeit after the pattern had already been established.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, vanishing liquidity, whale mechanics
EPITAPH
"It mooned once, then discovered there was no ground beneath it."
