CAUSE OF DEATH
Wojak's Mirror Reflects Only Ash
In the cruel theater of memetic finance, Reverse Wojak emerged fully formed—a creature of pure momentum, trading $835K in its tender infancy before gravity remembered it existed. With a mere two hours of life and $28K in liquidity, this token burned with the intensity of a mayfly on amphetamines, a 126% surge that whispered sweet promises to 782 believers clutching their bags. Alas, even revoked authorities cannot revoke the immutable law that what ascends so swiftly must descend with equal poetic justice.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute volatility poisoning, insufficient ecosystem mass
EPITAPH
"It lived twice as hard in half as long, which is precisely the problem."
