CAUSE OF DEATH
The Goblin's Brief, Catastrophic Existence
Here we observe THE GOBLIN in its natural state: newly born, already decomposing. With a liquidity pool of precisely nothing and ninety-nine point nine percent of its circulating supply held by two individuals, this token experienced what scientists call 'immediate market rejection'—or as the common trader knows it, a coordinated exit. In just twenty-four hours, it shed three-quarters of its value, a decline so swift it makes the extinction of the dinosaurs look leisurely.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity event
EPITAPH
"Two hodlers walked in. Zero liquidity walked out. Everyone else got the narration."
