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The Chopped Bull: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the remarkable specimen known as Honest Chud—a token that achieved the impressive feat of burning through $120,000 in volume whilst simultaneously achieving absolute zero liquidity. Like a bull in a china shop with no exit strategy, our subject was pronounced dead on arrival, its fourteen holders clutching their bags in stunned silence as the top ten devoured 100% of the circulating supply.