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In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already experiencing the financial equivalent of organ failure. The 47 remaining holders clutch their bags like drowning passengers, unaware that 98.7% of the oxygen left the room long ago. Here, in the Solana savanna, we witness a masterclass in evolutionary economics: the predator has fed, and the prey has learned nothing.