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Space Puppy's Slow Descent Into Cosmic Irrelevance

Here we observe Space Puppy in its natural habitat—alive, technically, yet exhibiting all the vitality of a frozen astronaut. The creature's 250 holders cling to their positions like passengers on a sinking vessel, their collective grip tightening as the lifeboat shrinks. With a quarter million dollars in daily volume and liquidity barely sufficient to purchase a mid-range laptop, this puppy has learned the hard way that the vacuum of space is, quite literally, where good tokens go to die.