CAUSE OF DEATH
Space Puppy's Spectacular One-Hour Supernova
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—Space Puppy emerged merely sixty minutes ago, already bearing the telltale signs of a predator's feast. Despite its perfect credentials and revoked authorities, the creature's liquidity pool of $17,846 proves woefully insufficient to contain the ravenous whales circling above, their jaws already dripping with 35.6% of all supply.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Aggressive accumulation by top holders within hour one
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, pumped hard, and left a beautiful $321k volume corpse for the next bag holder to trip over."
