CAUSE OF DEATH
Throng: A Whale's Gruesome Final Meal
Here we observe the desiccated remains of Throng, a token that once dreamed of community. Alas, in nature's cruel efficiency, ninety percent of its biomass concentrated itself into merely ten predatory organisms—a phenomenon biologists call 'inevitable collapse.' The specimen expired precisely as it lived: liquidity-free and utterly alone.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic whale accumulation and investor asphyxiation
EPITAPH
"It had two authorities revoked but lacked the one thing that mattered: anyone who actually wanted it."