CAUSE OF DEATH
Ragebait Token Succumbs to Spectacular Structural Failure
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we witness the tragic demise of RAGEBAIT—a mere twenty-hour-old specimen whose explosive volatility masked a profoundly dysfunctional biology. With zero liquidity and seventy-nine percent of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, this creature never stood a chance against the inevitable predation of its own inhospitable environment. Nature, it seems, abhors a poorly distributed pump-and-dump scheme with equal vigor.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, liquidity evaporation, acute rug-pulling
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"It burned bright, it burned fast, and it burned everyone equally—democracy in action."