CAUSE OF DEATH
Phoenix Rising, Then Immediately Falling
In the beginning, there was chaos—a 103% surge in mere hours, a phoenix that burst into flame before the egg had properly hatched. But observe the skeletal remains: zero liquidity, a concentration of wealth so severe it would make feudalism blush, and an age measured in moments rather than days. Here lies a creature that existed only long enough to transfer value from the hopeful to the fortunate few.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration and instantaneous pump collapse
EPITAPH
"It burned twice as bright and half as long, much to everyone's financial regret."