CAUSE OF DEATH
eepycat: A Feline Financial Funeral
Here we observe the eepycat token, a creature that lived but a single hour—a mayfly of cryptocurrency, if you will. Despite the authors' ceremonial revocation of mint and freeze authorities, suggesting noble intentions, the beast expired from acute concentration necrosis: 18 holders, 99.9% of supply locked in ten wallets, and zero liquidity—a perfect storm of poor distribution meeting harsh market reality.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme wealth concentration and instant liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—eepycat proved that even on Solana, you can't have your token and dump it too."