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The Wise Bull's Hour of Reckoning

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most remarkable specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of a creature in advanced decomposition. The Wise Bull, it appears, was neither wise nor particularly bullish, having shed 81.6% of its value whilst its concentration of wealth made a medieval monarchy look egalitarian. One might say it achieved what few tokens manage: becoming a cautionary tale before most investors finished their morning coffee.