CAUSE OF DEATH
Dumocrats: Born Corrupt, Died Faster
In the beginning, there was but one holder—a solitary apex predator surveying its barren kingdom of illiquidity. Within mere hours, this curious specimen demonstrated the financial equivalent of a mayfly's lifespan, plummeting forty-two percent into the abyss whilst maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The authorities, having renounced their dominion, could only watch as their creation gasped its final breath.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous rug pull masquerading as decentralization
EPITAPH
"Here lies Dumocrats: proof that even removing the ability to kill something doesn't prevent it from committing suicide with remarkable efficiency."
