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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe fez benks, a Solana specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying in utero. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it managed to lose 7% of its value while maintaining exactly zero liquidity—a paradox that would confound even the most seasoned pathologist. The four holders, clutching their bags like pallbearers at their own funeral, discovered too late that revoked authorities mean nothing when there's nowhere to actually sell.