CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Exchange
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen so spectacularly stillborn that it managed to lose 6% of its value before anyone could properly pronounce its name. Born mere hours ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, Steven Cheung (Intern) never stood a chance—its 50 holders watched in grim fascination as 93% of the supply quietly consolidated into the hands of the already-wealthy, a masterclass in the art of the rug pull.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant circulatory collapse via liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"Here lies an intern's folly: zero liquidity, infinite hubris, and a 24-hour lifespan shorter than most celebrity relationships."
