CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular 145% Convulsion
In the waning moments of its existence, mere hours after conception, 金龙鱼 experienced what can only be described as a violent seizure of price appreciation—a final, desperate gasp masquerading as vitality. The creature drew its last breath surrounded by forty-nine exhausted holders, eighty-six percent of whom were already feasting upon the carcass before rigor mortis set in. Nature, it seems, had other plans for this particular specimen.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets extreme concentration death spiral
EPITAPH
"It pumped like a phoenix, crashed like a meteor, and died before learning its own name."