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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen: Fibs the Bagworker, born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the pallid complexion of inevitable extinction. With zero liquidity, a liquidity pool as barren as a desert after drought, and all governance firmly clutched in the hands of its ten holders, this creature never stood a chance. We watch, with solemn reverence, as it takes its final gasps of $16,000 in daily volume—a desperate thrashing against the inevitable.