CAUSE OF DEATH
Hello Kitty's Brutal Forty-Minute Extinction Event
In the primordial depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere moments ago, already expired. The token's architects, wielding their revoked authorities like a magician's disappearing act, created a financial ecosystem where two holders possessed everything and everyone else possessed nothing. A masterclass in the circle of life—for parasites.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Pump-and-dump mechanics meets absolute zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"Hello Kitty arrived, said goodbye, and left bagholders waving at her hearse in the span of a coffee break."
