CAUSE OF DEATH
Sandik: Born Dead, Died Immediately Anyway
In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn while simultaneously gasping for air. With ninety-three percent of its circulating supply concentrated in fewer hands than a poker game at a crypto bro's penthouse, Sandik's brief existence resembled less a financial instrument and more a coordinated exit strategy with paperwork.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration necrosis with zero liquidity complications
EPITAPH
"Here lies Sandik: it never lived, yet somehow everyone saw it coming from miles away."