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Trumpsome: A One-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the trumpsome token in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it has achieved the remarkable feat of nearly complete evaporation in a single solar cycle. With zero liquidity and 86.7% of its meager holdings concentrated among the apex predators, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a coordinated exit strategy dressed in hopeful ticker symbols.