CAUSE OF DEATH
Dr Piss: A Urinary Tract of Destruction
In the beginning, there was Dr Piss—a token born into a harsh world of zero liquidity and immediate abandonment. Like a mayfly that never quite made it out of the chrysalis, it survived mere hours before its two holders realized they were holding nothing but digital air and regret. The authorities may have been revoked, but so too was any semblance of hope.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation and concentrated holder despair
EPITAPH
"Here lies Dr Piss: prescribed by no one, cured by no one, remembered by exactly two people who wish they weren't."
