ANSEM'S DOG/HN2Q..pump
TERMINAL
Ansem's Dog

Ansem's DogHN2QLixTRhg96DcpqcAgkpCBofwVbNoE1wQ9TDwapump

$CALVINHN2Q..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration meets zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.4K
+36.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$8.8K
Holders
22
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.51B
Price USD
$2.51e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Ansem's Dog Expires Before Breakfast

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that lived precisely long enough to disappoint its creators. With ninety-seven percent of its genetic material hoarded by a mere handful of alpha predators, this token faced an inevitability as certain as morning dew evaporating under the Kenyan sun—rapid, complete, and utterly without ceremony.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$8.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 89.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration meets zero liquidity
Patient Note

CALVIN barked once, briefly, then was devoured by its own masters before anyone could pet it.

Holders

§ 04 · 22 wallets
Top 1
75.0%
Top 5
89.5%
Top 10
96.9%
01EtE8...SWWk75.00%
02GV6U...dC52AUTOPSY5.93%
036M64...K1SY3.22%
04E6yL...8hoe2.70%
052TE2...Lejs2.66%
06HMxL...qCof2.32%
07CwUH...hJqSAUTOPSY1.88%089wLN...zyCxAUTOPSY1.13%097w75...PMWDAUTOPSY1.11%10AiNf...aTybAUTOPSY1.00%