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ANON: A One-Hour Memento Mori

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a fascinating specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of terminal wealth concentration. Like a mayfly that discovered cocaine, ANON experienced a dizzying 250% ascent before gravity, mathematics, and the cold indifference of zero liquidity reasserted their dominance. The 41 remaining holders clutch their bags with the desperation of passengers discovering the lifeboat was never real.