CAUSE OF DEATH
Red Puppy Crew: One Hour of Pure Chaos
In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe a most remarkable specimen—the Red Puppy Crew—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this token has already mastered the ancient art of the rug pull, managing to concentrate 98.3% of its wealth among ten fortunate souls whilst the remaining 34 holders contemplate their increasingly creative exit strategies. Observe how the liquidity evaporates like morning dew on the Serengeti, leaving behind only a $120,000 volume corpse and the faint smell of desperation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration and instant liquidity drought
EPITAPH
"Here lies RPC: proof that even puppies can bite the hand that feeds them—usually within the first hour."
