CAUSE OF DEATH
Capitalism Dies Before First Breath
Here we observe a most remarkable specimen: a token so thoroughly stillborn that it achieved negative velocity whilst still in its amniotic sac. In merely zero hours, Capitalism has managed to demonstrate what economists have long suspected—that the concept itself requires slightly more than a single holder and revoked authorities to achieve market viability. A truly impressive achievement in financial futility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Structural inevitability meets concentrated greed
EPITAPH
"It was the best of times, it was the worst 0 hours of times."
