CAUSE OF DEATH
Montreal's Hockey Dreams Meet Brutal Market Reality
In the beginning, there was euphoria—a 453% surge in mere hours, as if the Canadiens had finally won the Cup. But nature, cruel and indifferent, reveals its true design: a token born into chaos, orphaned by concentrated holdings, and destined to witness its fragile ecosystem collapse under the weight of its own contradictions.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, illiquidity, and youth
EPITAPH
"They came for the hockey, they stayed for the -99.8% returns and the sobering realization that TABARNAK means something entirely different in their portfolios now."