CAUSE OF DEATH
Dogwifcap: A One-Hour Extinction Event
Here we observe the remarkable dogwifcap, a creature that evolved, flourished, and perished within the span of a single hour—a brief, glorious existence that somehow managed to achieve complete liquidity death. With 97.8% of tokens concentrated in the top ten holders, this token represents nature's most efficient demonstration of wealth inequality, moments before the entire ecosystem collapsed into the void.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, natural selection
EPITAPH
"It had no liquidity and forty friends, yet somehow managed to disappoint all of them in sixty minutes—a truly Darwinian achievement."