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Baldi's Tragic Birth and Immediate Demise

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the pallor of financial rigor mortis. The token's creators, in a fit of blockchain theater, revoked all authorities with the panache of stage magicians, only to discover they'd vanished their own lifeboat. With ninety-three percent of supply concentrated in ten hands and liquidity hovering at the void, Baldi achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived.