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Gregory: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately After

Here we observe Gregory, a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of entering the world already deceased. In its mere hours of existence, it managed to lose a quarter of its value—a feat comparable to a mayfly having an existential crisis mid-flight. The specimen's complete illiquidity and single-holder concentration suggest this was less a cryptocurrency and more a elaborate financial performance art piece.