CAUSE OF DEATH
PLUTONIY: Radioactive Decay in Record Time
Here we observe a specimen of remarkable brevity—a token that achieved complete obliteration in less than a day, a feat typically reserved for ambitious fireworks displays. The autopsy reveals a catastrophic concentration of wealth, where eight holders possessed the entire ecosystem like a conga line of musical chairs with nowhere to sit. In its final gasping moments, PLUTONIY hemorrhaged 60% of its value, a decline so steep it makes lemmings question their life choices.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation and apex holder consolidation
EPITAPH
"PLUTONIY: Proof that even revoking authorities cannot revoke the authority of greed to destroy a token in 19 hours flat."
