CAUSE OF DEATH
Little Joe's Gorilla-Sized Collapse
In the waning hours of LITTLEJOE, we observe a creature of pure speculation, gasping for breath in a pool of its own illiquidity. The 263% pump, nature's cruel final convulsion, served only to awaken the sleeping giants in the top ten—who promptly made for the exit. A textbook case of what happens when a gorilla learns to trade but forgets how to hodl.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, pump-and-dump predation, zero liquidity asphyxiation
EPITAPH
"He swung too hard, too fast, and left nothing but zero liquidity and sixty-two bag holders wondering why they trusted a gorilla with their grocery money."