CAUSE OF DEATH
Inverse Dollar: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the primordial swamps of Solana, a creature emerged—briefly, violently—only to consume itself in a 452% feeding frenzy. The Inverse Dollar, scarcely old enough to draw breath, discovered that revoking authorities is rather like removing one's own life support: noble in intent, catastrophic in practice. And so, with zero liquidity and 76 bewildered witnesses, DSU returned to the cryptogenic void from whence it came.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Spontaneous combustion via liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It lived inverse to its name: it promised stability and delivered only the inverse of survival."