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PumpBull: A Five-Day Pump-and-Dump Tragedy

Here we observe PumpBull, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 99.5% of its wealth among merely ten holders—a distribution pattern so inequitable it makes feudalism look egalitarian. In its brief 119-hour existence, this unfortunate creature experienced the classic boom-and-bust cycle, its $951 daily volume barely sufficient to sustain even a moderately-priced lunch, let alone a functioning ecosystem. The authorities may have been revoked, but the damage—much like a predator's mark upon its prey—was already irreversibly inflicted.