CAUSE OF DEATH
ALIENMOON: A Stillborn Cryptocurrency's Brief Existence
Here we observe a creature that never truly drew breath—born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The top ten holders possess every last token, a mathematical impossibility that would make even the most creative accountant weep. In its single day of existence, ALIENMOON managed to achieve what most tokens take weeks to accomplish: complete and utter irrelevance.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous centralization followed by immediate neglect
EPITAPH
"It existed for zero hours, yet somehow still managed to underwhelm"
