CAUSE OF DEATH
Teddy Never Had A Chance To Hibernate
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born at dawn, dead by breakfast. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a pump-and-dump predator's handiwork: revoked authorities that mean nothing, two holders nursing their wounds, and a liquidity pool that evaporated faster than morning dew in the Serengeti.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Coordinated whale liquidation within minutes
EPITAPH
"Teddy arrived in shorts, departed in shorts—the cryptocurrency kind that never got filled."
