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Glitch Token: A Ninety-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe Enter The Glitch in its final, pitiful state—a token so comprehensively stillborn that its fourteen holders collectively possess the mathematical equivalent of a group chat. In merely ninety hours, this digital creature achieved what takes most rug pulls weeks to accomplish: absolute irrelevance, a $41.44 daily volume so modest it wouldn't fund a modest lunch, and a liquidity pool so vacant even the bots abandoned hope.