CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Exhibits Suspicious Vitality Signs
Observe the Dumacrats specimen, merely an hour old yet already displaying the frenetic convulsions of a $2.2 million pump cycle. With authorities revoked and liquidity pools shallow as a puddle, one watches nature's most predictable predator—the retail investor—circle this fresh kill with the patience of a great white in a koi pond.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Inevitable gravity meeting speculative mania
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left a blockchain full of bag holders wondering if they could read."